As frat boys lump their cases of cheap crappy beer onto the conveyer belt, you quietly (mayhaps a bit shamefully) shuffle up behind. Wearing your Rubber Ducky PJs under a large coat, hair dishelved, teeth unbrushed, wearing sock monkey slippers, you dump the goods behind the hordes of shitty beer: 2 bottles of wine, toilet paper, and cat food. Yeah, that's right, you're a crazy cat lady.
But now, even cat ladies can be stylish and crazy!!! Turn those troll feet into princess paws of desire with new Crazy Cat Lady Shoe Line! They'll have all the guys cat calling you. Meeeoooww!!
See? Even celebrities are crazy cat ladies:
King Louis(e)- secret crazy cat lady
Awww vintage style cat lady shoes:
respect your cat lady history.
Oooh!! Matching Pants!!
Rrraaawweerrrrr!! I'm a secret vixen crazy cat lady!
OK, even I have to admit, these kittens look terrified.
Kitten souls trapped in kitten soles!
Muahahahaaa meeeowwww muahahaaaa!!!
Muahahahaaa meeeowwww muahahaaaa!!!
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